Netscape Navigator & Other Failed Ideas

As philosophers of life, we come up with some really good ideas. 

We're not saying they're ALL winners.  

In fact;

if we look back on them out of context- 

most of them don't even make sense.

That being said. . . drum roll please!

Here are Bo & Chicken's

Ten Failed Ideas & Other Stuff

10. Taking 18 months to figure out what our 10 failed ideas were.

9. Chicken eating Arby's while watching the 'Biggest Looser.  '  

    "I could totally do that if I wanted to."

8. Bo loosing her GPS in her house.

    "If only I had a GPS to find it. . ."

    After finally finding it, 

    she lost it again mere days later in her car's glove box.

    "Hey, it's a big glove box!"

7. Trying to recreate the movie Snow Dogs using Kenji, Chicken's dog,

     to pull  her in a sled down an ice covered hill.

    "It is important to note that what is possible in movies

     is not possible in REAL life."

6.  We missed the rapture (May 21, 2011). . .Darn it!

      And the Apocalypse (December 21, 2012) . . . Oopsie daisy!

5. Chicken spending hours to build a Snow Max,

     only for the real Max to knock it down and pee on it.

"But it's the sign of peace & goodwill, ma!"

4. Bo & Chicken spending an hour on the phone

   debating weather 10 or 1 would be the least or most failed idea.

   "Epic Fail."

3. Bo using table salt to clear ice from the driveway.

   "By the way, for future reference- it didn't work."

2.  Bo planting 2 rows of zucchini- only to find out that

     she has a SEVERE allergy to the plant's leaves.

     "Live, Learn, and Buy Benadryl."

1. Planning an epic summer vacation only for Chicken to realize. . .
"OMG, I'm going to be stuck in a car with Bo for how many days!?!"

Bo: For me it's a win-win!  I wonder how many new songs I can learn before then.
Chicken: I'm going to need a vacation to get over this vacation.