A Bloggle of Geese

An Ashes Tale

Bo: Spring has come geese have returned to cause to big trouble across the state.  Now don't get me wrong I love geese and pretty much all wildlife.

Ashes: I hate them.

Bo: You seriously don't feel that. . .

Ashes: I. Hate. Them. Period.

Bo: Ooookaayyy.

Ashes: Geese, how I hate thee.  Let me count the ways. . .

1. Car Attacks!

Why did the goose cross the road?  

Because he was going to attack a motionless car in the parking lot.

Not all of these goose attacks take place from the ground, some of them are aerial!

2. Poop- it's seriously everywhere!
Ewww!  Watch where you are walking people, because sidewalks are now goose litter boxes.

3. People Attacks!
These geese have no fear.  It's spring and they are full of 'Spring Fever' or as Bambi likes to put it. . . they are 'Twit-er-pat-ed'.  Meaning they are out of their *$&%*# mind.  Totally insane.  

 I will get you my pretty and your sack lunch too!

4. They sleep where ever they %&#@*! want! 
Including parking spaces, roofs and awnings, and pretty much anywhere else they @#$%^* feel like sleeping.

I can't tell you how many times I've had to leave to drop off the mail, go to an appointment, or pick up lunch only to return and find them sitting either right in my way or in my parking spot.  I started parking in a different spot, so they started sleeping in a different spot.

I swear these geese are out to get me.

Bo: Now I don't want you to think that my sisters and I are a bunch of she-gal-goose-haters.  In fact, here's a picture of when Chicken, Ashes, and I stopped to rescue an injured goose a few years ago.

It looks like Bo is giving that thing the touch of life.

Bo: The poor guy had gotten hit by a car and then left in the middle of the road.   I stopped and so did the car behind me.  Luckily, I was able to get him into a local licensed wildlife rehabilitation specialist.  She was able to get the poor guy back on his feet again.

Geese,
hate 'em or love 'em it's spring and these guys are on their way back!

Blog-a-lo-deon

Okay, everybody has that one show or movie that they are addicted to.  Their go-to movie or show in times of sadness, boredom, and random everyday lunacy.

Some people stick to the old-school classics, others go for a more action packed fix, and there are still others who you question their sanity on a daily basis and are afraid to find out what they actually like watching.

About right now you're probably thinking about your movie and tv show choices, the ones you actually like and the ones you tell OTHER people you like.  Well, it's time to be honest with yourself and the world. 

The truth will set you free (remember that if you're ever imprisoned).

Ashes
Sad & Sappy: The end of Tangled, ASPCA commercials
Feel Good: Ratatouille
Sing Along: Don't Forget the Lyrics & Glee
Everyday: Parks and Recreation, Kitchen Nightmares, Hell's Kitchen, Law & Order, Any Judge on TV, and America's Got Talent
Just Bored: Old Simpson's episodes, Warren the Ape
Scary: Sevin, Scream Series, Halloween Movies, Zombie Land, Dawn of the Dead

BoBo
Sad & Sappy: The Notebook
Feel Good: The last part of the BBC's Bleak House and Jane Eyre
Sing Along: Mama Mia!
Everyday: Parks and Recreation, Are You Being Served, and any of those tiny home or remodel shows
Just Bored: Food Network
Scary: House on Haunted Hill and Resident Evil

Chicken
Sad & Sappy: Radio
Feel Good: Glee & Radio
Sing Along: Any Disney Movie
Everyday: Archer & Reality TV (but not the bachelor, dancing/skating/or doing anything with the stars)
Just Bored: Cartoons & Lord of the Rings
Scary: The evening news

Lishes
Sad & Sappy: Band of Brothers
Feel Good: Modern Family, Ratatouille
Sing Along: Princess & the Frog
Everyday: Futurama, American Dad, Family Guy, Food Network
Just Bored: See Above for Response
Scary: Any Chick Flick

So what shows are your go-to for everyday viewing?